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takeyou:

the worst thing is when you’re super excited to talk to someone and they just kinda brush you off 

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"Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay."

Wu Tang Clan (via florida-sounds)

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meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

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"Tomorrow could be the someday you’ve been waiting for."

William Chapman (via guy)

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toxic-ponies:

vipeur:

kaltehand:

vilicity:

vilicity:

Posted this before but I’m gonna repost it goddammit

I forgot about this.

omg..

wow.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EVER WHO WROTE THIS

toxic-ponies:

vipeur:

kaltehand:

vilicity:

vilicity:

Posted this before but I’m gonna repost it goddammit

I forgot about this.

omg..

wow.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EVER WHO WROTE THIS

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dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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tennants-hair:

teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

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and, of course, from henry v

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ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

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did

did shakespeare just make a ”your mom” joke

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